La Guerra de los Reyes: La segunda parte

Bienvenido de nuevo, hombres. As you might have been able to tell from the last three plogs, I don’t actually know what a joke is and this is just something Juan makes me to do to keep me out of the way of what really matters. You will come to realise that as the shortest of the pimps I have the smallest capacity for humour. Continue reading →

Spain vs. England (aka La Guerra de los Reyes)

Before I start I’d like to say that following the last plog a lot of people seem to be taking my advice as some kind of joke. I would like it to be known that this is not the case as I am not actually funny and everything I write should be taken 100% seriously. Thank you.

After the royal buzz that’s been floating around this year and following the release of Harry Potter – they have a monarchy right? Like Prince McGonagall? – I decided to write the article everyone’s been dying to read. Continue reading →

How Not To Seduce Your Spanish Teacher
(La Razón Por La Que Pasé Cinco Días En La Cárcel – Una Historia de Romanza)

So, like me, you’ve just finished your first year of A level Spanish. Unfortunately, as you must have guessed after reading my last Pimpblog I am a raging alcoholic and as such I forgot 110% of the things I learned in Spanish. I also failed Maths. Continue reading →